Questions you’re
probably thinking.

Yes. 100%. No “Susan from Ohio” on the bus. No strangers.
It’s you, your people, and me. And sometimes my 4x4. She’s cool too.

Perfect. I speak English. And I also speak “Tourist” and “Hungry”.
I’ll translate everything. Including how to haggle without looking nervous.

If I wouldn’t sleep there, you’re not sleeping there.
Pools, comfy beds, good WiFi... I check them personally. For “research”.

Tell me what you eat and I’ll find it.
Tell me what you don’t eat and I’ll hide it from you.
We have amazing vegetarian, vegan, and gluten-free food. And tagine. Lots of tagine.

Safer than crossing the street in my city.
But seriously, yes. Especially with me. I know where to go, where not to go, and how to get you out of awkward situations with a smile and some mint tea.

No. Drink the tea. Drink the juice. Drink the fancy bottled water I provide.
Don’t drink the tap water unless you want a 24-hour story to tell.

Comfortable. Respectful. Cute for photos.
Ladies: Scarves are great for mosques and for looking aesthetic.
Gents: You do you. Just no speedos in the Medina, please.

That’s literally all I do.
Want more desert? Less driving? A cooking class? A private photoshoot? A camel named Kevin?
Just WhatsApp me. If it’s legal and possible, Simo makes it happen.

We’ll do 40% to book, 60% when you arrive. Pay the way you feel comfortable.

Then you WhatsApp Simo.
Flight delayed? I’ll wait. Lost luggage? I’ll help. Bad day? I’ll get you more tea.
I’m your fixer. That’s in my job description.

Because I like to sleep.
And because you deserve a guide who’s not exhausted and cranky.
Quality > Quantity. That’s the Simo way.

Because other guides will show you Morocco.
I will make you LOVE Morocco.
And laugh. And eat too much. And have stories you’ll tell forever.
Plus, I have better tea recommendations.